Lately a lot of blogs that I read have been doing a Flickr meme. The concept is that you answer one of those questionnaires about your dream vacation, favorite color, favorite food, last movie you saw in the theater, etc., you get the idea. You put your answers into a Flickr search instead, and pick an image from the first page - you then put your urls into a mosaic maker and it creates a really cool image of all of your chosen pictures based on your answers. I was feeling festive the other night and thought I would try it, even though I was cringing the whole time.
As I'm answering things and picking pictures about the Amalfi Coast in Italy, blue, cool whip and other nonsense that no one cares about, I stumbled onto question #10. What do you love most in life? Now - that's just ridiculous. Is the appropriate answer oranges, playing scrabble, stars? I mean, who the heck answers this type of stuff on a blog or in an email? My answer: this is a stupid question. I type that into Flickr and lo and behold....
The caption under it reads:
Piggy: Why are you asking me all these stupid questions? And what's an alibi? I didn't do anything and that's it.
Holmes: No reason to get hysterical. This has to be done. But I guess there's nothing more you can tell, so you can go.
What the hell? Miss Piggy in her evening wear, Sherlock Holmes and Captain Jean-Luc Picard talking biz over breakfast? Where'd they get the mini Entenmann's? Does that chocolate cake in the background talk? One more thing I just noticed - the calendar on the fridge is the Swedish Chef. I need that calendar, badly. Or a calender of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Seems as though someone on Flickr is making a soap opera out of pictures that they take of toys in a dollhouse or something. Interesting, no? Hilarious, no?
Oddly enough, this reminds me of my favorite xmas card that I've ever received. My friend Lisa has a knack for impeccably creative cards and each year, I can't wait to get them. My all time favorite was a card she sent when we were both living in Portland. It had a bunch of GI Joe's in a manger scene that she picked up from a garage sale. Caption: I Hope Your Holidays Are Action Packed. I'm laughing as I write this.
Another friend of mine emailed a picture of some stuffed animals he took in a compromising position that really cracked me up. Actually, he sent it to Doug, but I was lucky enough to see it. At least I know that there are other people out there in the world that find this stuff funny. Like dogs playing poker - why so funny?
No reason to get hysterical. "Woah, Leo, no need to get angry - calm down."
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weird crap, toys
August 15 2008 @ 9:49 am (#)
love that picture. look at those coffee mugs. makes me think of mike meyers in "so i married an axe murderer" and his "i believe i ordered the large cappuccino" line. the more i look at the pic the more i see that astounds me. model-makers heaven, i guess.
August 20 2008 @ 9:16 am (#)
interesting, yes.
hilarious, yes.
i am really fascinated with this pic, too. in particular, the tiny cinnamon buns. how about the pair of wine goblets? are they the holy grail(s)? hmmmm...
August 27 2008 @ 11:57 am (#)
That sure is a dirty sink, too - you can barely see the goblets b/c the sink is overflowing with dishes and the muffin pan hides it.
Doug - I cracked up at the 'I believe I ordered the large cappuccino' line. What a great reference.
August 28 2008 @ 8:11 am (#)
There is a gigantic bottle of what looks like beer next to the standing mixer that Miss Piggy must've used to make the talking chocolate cake. Maybe that's what's in those gigantic coffee cups...
One thing seems likely...there was acid involved in the concept design here...
September 02 2008 @ 10:48 am (#)
and what is piggy doing with her hand? making shadow animals? demonstrating cinnamon bun making technique? and why are all the foods in this room carbs? hmmmm.
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