I'm scared, terrified even, that after I write this post, a bazillion and 3 spam messages about masturbation are going to flood my comments. We shall see.

I'm going to try to blog at least 3 times next week and see if that's the ticket. If it is, get ready for the ride of your life! Blog 2.0 (that's after the influx of spam comments) is going to be bigger, better and badder.

I actually do have a lot to write about these days, Wedding, Phish, Costa Rica, the Garden (which is filling in nicely, I might add), all capitalized because they are all uber importante (insert umlaut and acent ague).

That said, it is Friday and I do remember a short lived, really lame installment called Funny Friday. This week's video comes from a Mr. Shef-Getz (he still hasn't decided what he's going to do with his name). So here we are, face to face, a couple of silver spoons:

LET'S GO RED WINGS!

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That was a headline from the framed Detroit Free Press article that hung on the wall in the stairwell leading to the basement when I was little. That headline about The Brown Bomber is forever ingrained in my brain.

So what happened at the Joe Louis Arena on Monday night? GEEZ! Lord Stanley would be proud. "The Face" of the NHL, Mr. Sidney Crosby is proud. The NHL franchise is proud. (Surprisingly Game 3 had more viewers than the Pistons vs. Celtics game. Who knew?)

However, I am not. Now we have to win the cup in Pittsburgh, or drag it out to a game 7, just to make the late Joe Louis proud. I know what you're saying, 'a typical comment from a typical Red Wings fan.' You know what, reader - suck it up. I hope you're not one of those people who hate the Wings because they are 'the Yankees of hockey.' Feh.

GO RED WINGS!

(Zoe Shef-Getz is unsure who to root for because Doug is an Avs fan. barf.)

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My friend Marc emailed a bunch of people last weekend asking for our favorite books. I quickly replied with little thought and off the top of my head, these were my favorites:

• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers: Just a great, fast, entertaining read filled with anything and everything about life. He's an extremely talented writer, who has been around for some time. TED has a great write up on him. However, I didn't enjoy You Shall Know Our Velocity and have yet to get into What Is the What after two attempts.
  
• The Kite Runner | A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hossieni: If you haven't read these yet, you must live under a rock, have kids, think they are 'girly' (anything but), or are illiterate. It has been my impression that you favor whichever one you read second, which is surprising. The Kite Runner is also just recently out on DVD but I have yet to see it because it's subtitled and I'm that lazy. Horrible - I'm aware of that.
  
• Set This House in Order by Matt Ruff: If there was ever one book in which the back description does no justice, this is it. I wouldn't have picked this up in the bookstore, yet, it's easily one of my favorites on recommendation from Nate. A fiction story about a man with multiple personality disorder - but don't think Sybil, nor Me, Myself and Irene. The book is written extremely well and is really more of a story with many characters.
  
• A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole: I'm not even sure how to preface this book. In short, it's about a social nerd living life in New Orleans. Word has it that John Kennedy Toole committed suicide and his mother had his manuscript published. I may have that wrong, though.
  

A few authors in which everything they've written should be read:

• Tom Robbins: I'm partial to Jitterbug Perfume and Skinny Legs and All, but any and every book by him is the best. "Master of the Metaphor" as he's known. I had to include this short description of him on Wikipedia - "His novels are complex, often wild stories with strong social undercurrents, a satirical bent, and obscure details." He was a philosophy major with a religion minor in college, if that helps you.
  
• David Sedaris: Holidays on Ice and Me Talk Pretty One Day are my favorites.
  
• I wasn't really sure if he should get his own bullet point, but what the hell, Bill Bryson here you go, your own bullet point on igetzit.com. Now you're a star. Start with A Walk in the Woods, which focuses on his time hiking the Appalachian Trail. He actually has some sort of website, too!
  

Where are all of my favorite female authors? This is no good. Ladies, speak up if you have some. Oh wait, Anne Lamott definitely makes the list, who else?

On a very different note: I'm not too depressed and you shouldn't be either, Flyers fans - they have lost the first game of each series in the playoffs this year. Here's to a good game on Sunday. In other news, the Wings continue to kick ass. I'm not wearing any pants, film at 11.

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Sorry about the quality of the photo - it's a really old one (note the over sized Kirk Gibson pin my sis has got on - I had to like Lance Parrish and I still have my button somewhere). I couldn't let the night go past without posting somthing about the Tigers come back from 0-5 to win 11-9. Tigers fans have to look on the bright side: 3-10 is better than 2-11. Where is that '84 team when you need them?

And what happened to the wings tonight?

Good thing I have the Rockies, who are on a 1 game winning streak. phew.

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